http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm
I don't usually do these kinds of quizzes, but this one is worth a try. Admitted, it got it all wrong the first time, but that happens to the best of people.

What did I get the first time round? Well...

"You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed."

Now please, don't even attempt to draw parallels between this description and me. My secondtry was much better and (I like to think) much more accurate.

"You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people."

I'll go with the "perpetually untenable situations", that's for sure!